Category Archives: Random Mumbling
My Kind of Jokes
One liners by Stephen Wright:
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier…I put them in the same room and let them fight it out…
- Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone…when I came back the entire area was missing…
- I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- “My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn’t get his birth mark til he was eight years old.”
- “He was a multi-millionaire… Wanna know how he made all of his money? … He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in…”
- There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
=pastor
Reflections from my 100th blog
Blogging has allowed “us” to “talk” on a semi regular basis. You can hear from others throughout the week instead of simply on Sunday or whenever you see them.
I put “us” in parenthesis because it is primarily built of our local church membership. However, there are a minority of regular readers outside of PSM. There is even a smaller minority of daily searchers. These people find the blog because of words they put in a search engine. The hottest topic I have here on the blog is “James Dean Hair“. Everyday, I get at least 1 or 2 visitors looking for something related to James Dean’s hair. That is fairly comical to me.
I put “talk” in parenthesis because commenting on blogs is a very weak version of talking. Electronic communication (especially email) is brutally misunderstood on a daily basis. Throughout the last 5 months I have deleted several comments. If I have deleted one of your comments, then please don’t be offended. Maybe I misunderstood your comment. Or maybe you misunderstood my post. Most likely you were correct in your writing and it was simply going in a direction that I didn’t want to go in.
However, having said all that, we all love it or we wouldn’t keep coming back. Day after day. By the time you read this we will have had over 23,000 visits to the blog since July. As I write this, we have had 739 comments! That is crazy.
I want the blog to be a safe place for you to think, laugh, meet and get to know other people. Ultimately, you should see Jesus rising through the text. If not, I have failed and wasted all of our time.
So, let “us” keep “talking”.
=pastor
Forwarded Emails
I usually take great pleasure in deleting “forwarded emails”. I don’t read them, regardless of who sends them and absolutely don’t forward them on. (regardless, if it means I will get the black plague, or whatever disease)
However, I glanced down at this one and I loved it. Maybe, I am changing in my older age.
Good Question
Erica brought up a great question the other day.
Is “El Nino” called “The Boy” in Mexico?
Jude-isms
1. While at Chuy’s: “do the tacos have fur on them?”
2. Still at Chuy’s: “those decorations are pitiful.”
3. After eating some sliced cheese at our house: “here, take the cheese. it is hurting my feelings.”
4. While I was packing for Mexico: “Don’t forget to pack the Holy Ghost.”
=pastor
Robin Steele 