My Kind of Jokes
One liners by Stephen Wright:
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier…I put them in the same room and let them fight it out…
- Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone…when I came back the entire area was missing…
- I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- “My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn’t get his birth mark til he was eight years old.”
- “He was a multi-millionaire… Wanna know how he made all of his money? … He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in…”
- There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
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Posted on November 30, 2007, in Random Mumbling. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
I forgot this one…
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
Might try this one if you get pulled over…
“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn’t going to be on the
road an hour.”
I like the last one! I heard a good one the other day,”I never understood the big deal about tracking expenses, they are everywhere!”
Great blog for a Friday or any day of the week. I am sure my husband is working on his joke right now. š I love to laugh!!!!
The old saying: “He who laughs last, laughs best” is true about my fishing and the last joke. In the past when attempting to fish, I could never draw the proverbial line and always ended up looking bad, so I have decided fishing is a spectator sport and join the fish as we laugh at all those guys making a fools of themselves.
Stephen Wright is one of my very favorite comedians!! It was great to “hear” some of these one-liners again.
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
-Steve Wright
(I like to read this website sometimes http://en.thinkexist.com/…this one came up and it is funny).